Prizes! Contests! Poetry!

I am, once again, dubbed Poet Lariat for a day over at the big EE blogiversary party. That means we have two poetry contests that run all day long. I am the judge.

The first contest is to write a poem in some way idolizing Evil Editor. Idolatry does not need to be limited to fawning adulation. It can include vicious attacks, inside jokes, and out-and-out roasting.
The prize: Heather Wardell will create a custom murder mystery game just for you!

The second contest is to write a poem in some way about writing.
The prize: Ello has donated a $20 gift certificate as the prize.

And when you're done, hop over to EE's blog, which is what we're celebrating, after all.