Showing posts with label thursday thirteen. Show all posts
Showing posts with label thursday thirteen. Show all posts

August 24, 2013

If you're gonna read it, comment on it

In this world of "favorite" and "like" buttons, we can easily click once on twitter or facebook to let the author know we saw what they wrote. It's so easy, often we "like" something we see without even reading it. How lame is that?

Blog posts, however, have more words. Some have pictures. They take way more effort to read than a tweet. Yet people come here and read the posts, then wander off without letting me know they did. My last post about my admiration for the US Women's soccer team had 30 page views the day I posted it, yet it still has zero comments.

I try to comment on every blog post I actually read. Yes, it takes a few more seconds to say something other than "great post," but what I say is less important than the fact that I say something. I want to get credit for reading your 3,200 word rant about the subtle disrespect that turnips get in the Utah Thanksgiving celebration.

And I would love to know that you saw my post about Jocko the Walrus or my 13 favorite Disneyland memories. Or this one.

Ethan says, "Great post, Dad!"

August 23, 2007

Thursday Thirteen (#16): Back to reality


It's back-to-school time, the craziest time of year for many of us. But I've discovered that back-to-school time is also back-to-everything else time as well:
  1. Back-to-soccer 1
    As head coach of a U9 boys team, I've gotten back to soccer in a big way. Last weekend I got my "F" class coaching license from CYSA, and I look forward to every practice with the boys. They're great kids! The season begins September 8th.
  2. Back-to-soccer 2
    This coming weekend is my over-30 men's soccer club's "Derby Day," when the four club teams all play each other and then barbecue to kick off the season. The actual season begins the first Sunday after Labor Day.
  3. Back-to-Cub Scouts
    The Cub Scout year aligns with the school year. Even though I'm not an official scout leader, I am backup and volunteer a lot. Both my boys love scouting, so we end up with a lot of events in September.
  4. Back-to-Campaign
    My job involves running the annual employee charitable giving campaign for one of the world's largest companies. We traditionally run the campaign from mid September to mid October, which means that all of July, August, and September are crazy busy for me (thus the dearth of good blog entries and the utter lack of any fiction production besides Fiction Friday).
  5. Back-to-football
    Go Bears! College football begins. This means much of my usable Saturday time is reserved for the much more important watching of football.
  6. Back-to-crossing guard
    Kids in school means kids in crosswalks. Once again I'll be out there keeping the wee ones safe on my lollipop duty while trying not to get run over. Don't laugh. I save one life a year at least and have nearly been run over (like, the kind where you actually die) twice.
  7. Back-to-darkness
    Now is the time of year you start to notice it getting darker during the morning commute. It sneaks up on you, but one day you realize you've had to put your headlights on a few days in a row, and it's not because of overcast skies.
  8. Back-to-grumpiness
    With all this work going on and everyone struggling to figure out their commute, school, and activity schedules, and with vacations being over (except for the payments on the VISA bills), people tend toward grumpiness. Maybe that's why they generally hold elections in November, so people have a whole month to build up their grumpiness.
  9. Back-to-netflix
    When I was a kid, I went to movies in the summer. Now, I wait until the fall and netflix them instead. I can't afford to take a family of four to all the movies I want to see during the summer. With theaters shrinking it's almost better seeing them on my big-screen TV anyway.
  10. Back-to-yardwork
    The summers here tend to be scorching. Now the weather begins to ease off a bit, and the weeds find this a charming time for a resurgence.
  11. Back-to-alarm clocks
    My 8-year-old hops out of bed every day at 6:45 a.m., all year long. My 11-year-old would sleep until 11 a.m. if he could. Every morning during the school year is a struggle to drag him out of bed and get him off to school.
  12. Back-to-memories
    Two years ago, my father-in-law passed away over the Labor Day weekend. We miss you, Gary.
  13. Back-to-reality
    Summer's a time for fun and swimming and vacations and travel and all that. September is when the harvest begins, when it's time to get serious and put away stores against the coming harsh winter. OK, maybe not in California but you get my drift.
OK, everybody. Enough blogging. Back to work!


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July 26, 2007

Thursday Thirteen (#15) : Reality TV!


In honor of one of yesterday's 3WW words, today's Thirteen consists of reality TV shows I'd like to see. Or rather, shows I think someone will eventually make but from which I will stay far away. I wouldn't be surprised if half of these were in work already. The venerable "Survivor" series started it all, with "Big Brother" not far behind. Big Brother was the beginning of the end, stretching the meaning of "reality" to be "anything where we can get non-actors to make each other cry." Now we've got what appear to be hundreds of "reality" shows including The Bachelor (yeah, now that's reality), Wife Swap, Nanny 911, Fear Factor, The Biggest Loser, and even kids shows. So, in the spirit of further stretching the definition of reality, here are my thirteen suggestions:
  1. Tailback. Math Club members compete to see which gets to be the starting running back for the big Homecoming game.
  2. Blogmaster. Cameras follow bloggers around as they try to build traffic on their sites and undercut each other's credibility.
  3. Who Wants to Be A Senator? Contestants are judged on how much campaign cash they raise and how much mud they can throw during a series of timed contests.
  4. I Run, Iran. Actual politicians go through Basic Training to see which will be embedded with the first Marines when a lame-duck Bush sends troops into Iran. Surprise ending: All the competitors are sent in, to the delight of the voting public.
  5. Tour de Baghdad. Any Tour de France cyclist who tests positive for banned substances must compete in a series of road races in Baghdad.
  6. Liquor Up Front, Poker in the Rear. Contestants must participate in a series of intense drinking contests, then play Texas Hold 'em until only one player remains.
  7. J. Edgar Housewife. A number of nosy busybodies move into a house next door to a known mob boss. Whoever gathers the most evidence that will stand up in court wins.
  8. Survivor: Preschool. Contestants are dropped into the middle of a preschool and must survive on wits and skill. Contests to include calming a room full of ADHD three-year-olds, dealing with potty training accidents, holding an "open house" for parents, and identifying which cleaning products are least ineffective at killing germs.
  9. Shotgun Wedding. A pregnant teen identifies all the boys who could be the father of her baby, and the future father-in-law selects one to Take Responsibility.
  10. Illegal. Mexican citizens must choose whether to attempt navigating the bureaucracy or crossing dangerous swamps infested with poisonous snakes and bigoted vigilantes to try to enter the US.
  11. Perfect Match. Cameras follow the highs and lows of a group of people using online dating services. The first couple to marry wins.
  12. Cats and Dogs. Owners of pit bulls move into the apartments next door to owners of mountain lions. The owners and their pets must compete in games designed to take advantage of their aggressive natures.
  13. Pimp My Daughter. Parents compete to see who can make the most money by forcing their teenage daughters into prostitution. Lighthearted and fun contests include who can turn the most tricks in one night and who can get the highest-profile politician as a regular customer.
Please, someone, make this "reality TV" madness stop. But if anyone out there reading this is a TV producer, I'd be happy to talk to you about buying the rights to these ideas.


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July 19, 2007

Thursday Thirteen (#14) : thirteen seconds of silence

I noticed in my sidebar this morning that to date we've lost 3,628 American soldiers in the Iraq war. So far. That's more people than Katrina killed. That's way more people than the 9/11 terrorists killed (2,981). (Which, by the way, had nothing to do with Iraq or Saddam Houssein.)

Today for my Thursday Thirteen I am going to set aside thirteen minutes of silence to think about the soldiers who have lost their lives in the recent wars, the civilians who are dealing with death and fear every day in those areas, the families of our service people who sacrifice so much for our country's leaders, and the troops still overseas in danger's gunsights.

July 11, 2007

Thursday Thirteen (#14): Pearls of Wisdom


My younger son moved on from first grade to second grade this year. At the end of the year, the teacher (whom we loved dearly) sent home a number of pieces of wisdom from the kids. She gave them the first part of a commonly known proverb and asked them to finish it. Here are the sometimes funny, sometimes deep, sometimes both results:
  1. It's always darkest before... I'm in trouble.
  2. Never underestimate the power of... the dark side.
  3. Strike while the... bug is close.
  4. Don't bite the hand... that has not been washed.
  5. A miss is as good as a... Mr.
  6. You can't teach an old dog new... words.
  7. Happy is the bride who... gets the most presents.
  8. A penny saved is... still only one cent.
  9. If at first you don't succeed... you won't go on to second grade.
  10. Better late than... really, really, really late.
  11. Two's company, three's... a family.
  12. No news is... bad because no one knows the weather.
  13. The pen is mightier than... the pencil.

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June 28, 2007

Thursday Thirteen (#13): Thirteen pet peeves


Today I'm channeling Andy Rooney. Imagine his nasally voice whining, "Don't you hate it when...." So, in the spirit of that icon of American journalism, I offer thirteen things that really get my goat.
  1. People who think they can ignore rules just because they're in a hurry. I see this as a crossing guard all the time. People pull illegal U-turns, park in the middle of the street, urge their 8-year-old to run across the busy street because they don't want to wait for them to walk the twenty yards to the crosswalk. Dumb. And selfish.
  2. Selfish people. This is a superset of the ignore-the-rules people. Pretty much anyone who thinks they're so special that they don't have to consider other people's feelings, needs, or desires.
  3. Algae. As a homeowner with a pool, algae is the bane of my existence.
  4. Ridiculously large SUVs. Now, I admit there are people who really do need a Tahoe or an Exhibition. People with like nineteen kids. But I know plenty of families that have just two kids who "need" the bigger truck.
  5. Owners of ridiculously large SUVs who complain about gas prices. Well... duh.
  6. W. And, by extension, Cheney and Rove. Back in the early days, I saw a photo of a protest sign that said "pursue a no-CARB diet (no Cheney, no Ashcroft, no Rumsfeld, no Bush... and absolutely no Rice!)" I thought it was pretty funny.
  7. Crowds. While I love people-watching, I hate crowds. It's a fine line.
  8. Busy work, and, by association, self-serving tasks. Have you ever worked on a project where you had documentation requirements which basically existed to meet the requirement of documentation? I was hired to work, people, and I'm spending all my time documenting what I should be working on.
  9. Reclining airline seats. When I fly, I write with my laptop open the entire flight. Halfway through, the person in front of me dumps their seat back, making it a contortionist's challenge for me to type and see the screen at the same time.
  10. Our disposable society. I am appalled at all the disposable packaging in use in the United States. Anyone with a child who gets Christmas or birthday presents knows what I'm talking about. It makes me sick to my stomach to see all the plastic and cardboard and such that exists just to package a piece of junk that breaks and gets thrown out within weeks anyway.
  11. Extending #10: rampant consumerism. Sure, we own a lot of nice things. We have more than one computer in our house, my kids have Gameboys, we have a nice house (with a pool, as I mentioned). But our entire culture is so driven by "buy, buy, buy" that the most ridiculous products can succeed here.
  12. The price of entertainment. Now, when you think about it, $8 for a movie ticket really isn't outrageous considering all the creativity and work and production and shipping and theater maintenance and all that goes into showing it. But $60 for a single ticket to a single basketball game? $200 to take a family of four to a baseball game, and not even get very good seats? All this so the average MLB player's salary can be over $2.5 million a year? Most of them aren't even that good, and quite a few of them go on the disabled list for things like ingrown toenails and deep thigh bruises. This just really chaffs my hide.
  13. Religious zealotry. I don't mind people who have strong faith and spirituality. It creeps me out a little when people do all the "it's God's will" stuff, but hey, that's what they believe and how they live. It's when they push it on the rest of us that I get ticked off. Mostly in politics (see "sanctity of marriage" from righteous homophobes who have been divorced or had affairs; see "sanctity of life" from Christians who gleefully supported bombing Baghdad; see "family values" from people who've been caught with their pants down at the brothel).
What bugs you (besides me, I mean)? Leave a comment and vent.

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June 21, 2007

Thursday Thirteen (#12) : Fun (?) Facts


Today, I offer thirteen facts which, when taken together, paint an interesting picture of the state of the American family's finances. Given the rise in foreclosures in the area where I live and the skyrocketing cost of living including housing, health care, and transportation, it's a wonder families can make ends meet at all.
  1. Fifty percent (50%) of the world lives on $2 a day.
  2. The average American household has a credit card debt of $9,300.
  3. One in three households reports using credit cards for basic living expenses (rent, mortgage, groceries, utilities).
  4. The personal savings rate in 2006 as a percentage of personal income was the lowest in over 70 years: negative one percent (-1%).
  5. Up to 56 million American adults do not have a bank account and therefore are without access to mainstream financial services.
  6. Approximately 46% of African-American households are unbanked.
  7. Approximately one in three Latino households are unbanked.
  8. Those "check cashing" places prey on the unbanked, often taking 50% of the check's value in fees.
  9. In 2005, two million Americans filed for bankruptcy.
  10. Of those two million who filed for bankruptcy in 2005, half were caused by medical care debt.
  11. Over 38 million Americans earn less than the federal "poverty level."
  12. Of those 38 million, half are employed. (Ever heard the term, "working poor"?)
  13. Each year, more than $30 billion in public benefits goes unclaimed or unused, often because of confusion over eligibility or a difficult application process. This is money already allocated and budgeted by federal and state governments but which people don't know they can take advantage of.
And then I offer this last little jab at the current administration in these two "fun facts": Number of American soldiers killed in Iraq since September 11, 2001: 3,533. Number of Osama bin Ladens captured or killed since September 11, 2001: zero. Are we winning yet?

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June 14, 2007

Thursday Thirteen (#11) : Disneyland!


Since today is the last day of school, I thought I'd share 13 of my favorite Disneyland memories. Most of these would be from when I was 9 or 11 and went there with my mom, but some are from my adult days.
  1. The Disneyland Railroad
    As a kid, it's always fun to ride any train, particularly a steam train that has neat exhibits along the way like the dinosaurs which is, I think, between Tomorrowland and the main entrance. As a parent, it's a very nice way to cool down and sit for a while, as long as the train is not jam-packed.
  2. Main Street Cinema
    What can I say? I love Steamboat Willie and the other early cartoons in this small, six-screen rotunda. So much more innovative than what you see in today's formula cartoons. They were just fun and crazy, and you could almost feel Walt having fun experimenting with the new technology.
  3. Autopia!
    Still the coolest amusement park ride ever. Where else can a six-year-old drive a race car? Yeah, it's on a track and the speed is regulated, but so what? It was cool before Chevron took it over and before the movie Cars came out, and it's still cool now.
  4. Country Bear Jamboree
    I think I wore out two phonograph needles listening to this soundtrack. I can't remember any of the songs or words now, but I bet when I was 11 I could have sung the entire album, beginning to end.
  5. Jungle Cruise
    Thirty years ago, the animatronics were state of the art. Three years ago, I still enjoyed this ride and pointing out the crocodiles and everything to my six-year-old. They enjoyed it, too, and the line is never that long because people would rather be on the newer rides, I guess.
  6. Haunted Mansion
    I loved loved loved this when I was a kid. Do not take a tired six-year-old into this attraction, though. All poor little Sam wanted was to sit down and maybe have some ice cream or something, but we had our fastpass (whatever it's called) and went in anyway. Three minutes later, I was carrying him out the side exit in terrified tears (him, not me). Still a great ride, though. I loved the ghost sitting between my mom and me when I was nine. I'll never forget that.
  7. Pirates of the Caribbean
    The best time for this ride is when they're having the pirate battle on the water just outside. Everyone watches that, and the line for PotC is almost nonexistent. Unfortunately, that's late and poor little Sam was so tired he slept through the entire ride... twice. It was fun before the movie, and it's still fun.
  8. People watching and photographs
    My first trip there, my mom had bought me my very own Kodak pocket instamatic (remember the 110 film cartridges? do they even make them any more?). Of course, the photos I took were of her, my stepbrother, and my stepfather, and of Disney characters and all that. But today I'm more into people-watching. And no, it's not just scoping out the pretty women when my wife's not looking. Disneyland attracts people from all over the world, and I love to watch them interact with their children, watch how they deal with the lines and the shops and the other people. But I'll never forget that cool, little camera I carried everywhere as a kid.
  9. The parking lot tram
    Before California Adventures, that area and the shopping area outside the main gates of Disneyland were parking. I still remember driving into the lot and seeing Disneyland--particularly the peak of the Matterhorn and the main entrance gates--and the anticipation that only a 9-year-old can feel. Then, as if it couldn't get any better, there was a ride even before you got into the park! The parking lot tram snaked around the lot and carried us to the gates. How cool is that? Today, we take that kind of thing for granted, but back then it was wicked cool to me.
  10. Submarine Voyage
    I'm still not sure why I liked this ride except that it was under water and right next to the monorail station. This made it easy to get to first thing after arriving from the Disneyland Hotel. It was kind of cheesy, as I recall, but what 9-year-old boy doesn't like the idea of riding in a submarine? Especially when I'd watched all those WWII movies on Channel 36's "The Four O'Clock Movie" over the years?
  11. The Matterhorn
    Still a classic, with that roaring yeti and the splash coming through the tunnels. My first roller coaster that was built into a fake mountain. I still think it's much better than Space Mountain, which opened several years after my first visit, and which underwhelmed me after all the hype about how awesome it was going to be.
  12. Adventure Through Inner Space
    This ride I loved for its Vincent Price feel--you were shrinking down to subatomic size, looking at water molecules and even the nucleus of an oxygen atom, I think. The narrator gave the ride a tension that really never existed, but I thought it was a cool ride anyway. Cool to do once, boring to do twice in the same trip.
  13. Eating and shopping
    As an adult, I like to spend ten minutes in one of the stores browsing and not buying anything. The prices are outrageous on everything from breath mints to quality souvenirs. But as a kid, there was little better than having lunch in one of the restaurants or running through the shops full of the neatest stuff imaginable from the funnest day in history.
I can't wait to take the kids back to Disneyland this fall. We've got a week booked some time between Thanksgiving and Christmas, so hopefully the crowds will be limited. (Yes, this bad parent is removing his children from school for the week. So sue me.)

One thing I would stay away from is the show in the California Adventure "bug's life" area. It was not much fun, and it terrified both my kids with spitting water at them, noises way too loud, and other things. Not a one of us enjoyed it, and we wished we'd spent our time doing something else. I did like the Mission Tortilla Factory tour. Short and yummy.

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June 7, 2007

thursday thirteen (#10)


Thirteen of my favorite "Guess The Plot" entries I've submitted to Evil Editor's blog. Evil Editor critiques query letters, and blog readers are given only the title in order to supply a brief potential plot summary. I love doing this because, well, it's fun, but also because it makes me try to conceptualize a premise that could support a novel and then distill it into just three or four sentences. Or it's an opportunity to be humorous. So far I've submitted around 140 GTP entries, about 75% of which Evil Editor found worthy of using. Remember, the titles are from allegedly real books people have written and are trying to get published. I didn't make 'em up.
  1. Blind Side
    Only a quarterback could truly love a left tackle. When the coach finds out just how much his QB Brad loves the left tackle Don--and just how hard Don works at covering Brad's blind side--he considers trading Don for a big tight end.
  2. Less Than Mighty
    During two weeks in drug rehab, Mediocre Mouse comes to realize that he does not need to live up to his older brother's reputation in order to find true love.
  3. From Gray Mists, Returned
    For fifty years librarian Millicent Bottomweather tsk-tsked when patrons claimed they had returned books which clearly they had not. Now, one foggy day in November, hundreds of goblins emerge from the mists to return the thousands of missing books. Will Millicent succeed in collecting their late fees?
  4. The Orphan Pearl
    An albino toddler washes up on the beach after a devastating storm in 1904 Okinawa. An aging fisherman suffers ostracism and prejudice when he raises her as his own child. Can she redeem his memory as an adult by saving the village?
  5. Worse Than Death
    Teenage techno-polkafunk band Steeped In Molasses is known throughout the region as the only band worse than their headbanging classmates, Death. The band nearly breaks up when Roxy wants to improve but Dale thinks they should try the William Hung route to stardom. Can their friendship survive the tension and the vampire drummer?
  6. Loving Yourself With Food
    Mike Daley and tech support phone rep Chi meet when Mike calls in to find out just what the DVD player manual means by "loving yourself with food." Will their language barrier keep them from true love?
  7. Like Running in Dreams
    You know how in a dream, when you really have to get somewhere and you try to run, and it's like slogging through neck-deep molasses? Reading this book is, yeah, kinda like that.
  8. The Zero
    It's 1941 meets Connecticut Yankee meets Ran as a Japanese fighter plane from World War II slips through a time warp and lands amid a Samurai war in fourth century Japan.
  9. A Disorder Peculiar to the Country
    Max Bling wants to spend a quiet weekend away from the busy city. He finds, however, that a sleepy upstate New York village is populated by a group of people with an odd speech impediment . . . and a common history tied to a shallow grave and a woman known only as "Bibibibilanoo."
  10. Eat The Document
    Mark thought he was instructing his secretary to "edit the document." But his faulty experimental speech recognition software has her chewing it up with her cottage cheese and grapefruit for lunch. Hilarity ensues until the two fall in love--she with his quirky instructions, and he with her zany behavior.
  11. Eat, Drink, and Be Married
    Patricia, single and nearing forty, her biological clock ticking like a suicide bomber's watch, begins to dabble in love potions. When she accidentally discovers the secret ingredient by spilling her potion into the pomegranate punch at the PTA's dinner-dance, hilarity ensues.
  12. A Perilous Reunion
    He's a gay prostitute to the rich and powerful. She's a genius ex munitions expert with a passion for social justice. Together, they're fraternal twins who were separated as kids in Houston's foster care system. An accident involving a broken heel, a spilled drink, and a craps table brings them together again. Now no one in Washington is safe.
  13. The Secrets of Harworth Castle
    Harworth Stillwell built a castle using a genius, groundbreaking architectural innovation never before seen and unlikely ever to be repeated. Too bad Harworth is four yeas old and the tide is coming in.

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May 31, 2007

thursday thirteen (#9)


Thirteen haiku for your Thursday enjoyment. As you can see, I tend toward the light verse in favor of the serious, traditional poetry. The ones in purple I wrote while on a business trip a few years ago.
  1. Crowded room, white noise
    Witness my enlightened truth
    Hey, is this thing on?



  2. A haiku I wrote.
    Magnetic poetry rocks.
    Blogging makes it so.

  3. coffee-stained papers
    crumpled on an airplane seat
    haiku from the road

  4. smiling stewardess
    no, I don't wear red makeup
    ink stains... damn pen leaked!

  5. big mac for dinner
    taxi stinks like an ashtray
    how was your flight, sir?

  6. sudden gusts of wind
    sweep across bare, white plateau
    farts in hotel bed

  7. channels mislabled
    Law & Order on AGAIN?!
    I wish I could sleep

  8. empty, hot darkness
    pale voices adrift outside
    one pillow vacant

  9. forty-dollar steak
    worth every penny I spent
    it was your money

  10. when will this day end?
    clock, in slow motion, ticks once
    vacation pending

  11. clear-cut, barren hill
    no more old growth, no new seeds
    receding hairline

  12. sweet, wet, wretched stench
    slime oozes, something sticky
    take out the garbage!
    ...
    sweet, wet, wretched stench
    slime oozes, something sticky
    don't elect that guy!

  13. long, smooth cylinder
    two double-A's bring such joy
    plastic submarine
And one more just because hey, it's my blog:
  1. pain, anguish released
    willful fury, cold attack
    pen touches blank page

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May 24, 2007

thursday thirteen (#8)

(Under the new Thursday Thirteen format, which I am late to join!)

  1. Because it can never be repeated enough: 3,434 and counting
  2. This daily sight on my commute grows more confounding every day, and not because I disagree with its message.
  3. 400,000 died in World War II
  4. Those who suffered through a confusing period of our country.
  5. Still one of the greatest self-sacrifice heroism stories in our country's heritage.
  6. Not all soldiers bear arms. Some find the pen is mightier than the sword.
  7. 115,000 died in the trenches of hell in World War I.
  8. What a tragedy the Civil War was.
  9. Women: are they really the "weaker sex"?
  10. A group I don't know enough about.
  11. Abraham Lincoln: "What constitutes the bulwark of our own liberty and independence? It is not our frowning battlements, our bristling sea coasts, the guns of our war steamers, or the strength of our gallant and disciplined army. These are not our reliance against a resumption of tyranny in our fair land. All of them may be turned against our liberties, without making us stronger or weaker for the struggle. Our reliance is in the love of liberty which God has planted in our bosoms. Our defense is in the preservation of the spirit which prizes liberty as the heritage of all men, in all lands, every where. Destroy this spirit, and you have planted the seeds of despotism around your own doors."
  12. There are many good reasons he's called The Father of Our Country.
  13. And I also want to honor those currently serving, particularly my friends Chris and Rob and, possibly somewhere in the Marines, Jim.

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February 22, 2007

thursday thirteen (#7)

Thirteen Movies I'd Own
  1. The Sting
  2. Lord of the Rings (all of 'em)
  3. Pirates of the Carribbean (Black Pearl)
  4. Singin' in the Rain
  5. Mary Poppins
  6. The Sound of Music
  7. The Road Warrior
  8. Monty Python and the Holy Grail
  9. Memento
  10. Band of Brothers (OK, it's a series, not a movie, but still...)
  11. Shakespeare in Love
  12. Bridge on the River Kwai
  13. Heavy Metal
And an honorable mention: The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly or Fistful of Dollars (or any spaghetti western with Clint). These are honorable mention because there's no need to own them when they show up on TV pretty frequently.

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February 15, 2007

thursday thirteen (#6)

Thirteen Cool Projects I've Worked On
  1. The B-1B Bomber
  2. The B-2 Bomber
    My first job out of college was at Boeing, running paperwork in an engineering group on the B-2 (I spent three months on the B-1B waiting for my security clearance). What a great job: I got to see everything that went into making such a complex piece of machinery from design to test to materiel to manufacturing to flight test. I never actually saw a completed B-2 in person, though I was on site when Dick Cheney, then Secretary of Defense, visited the facility. Gotta admit he's not one of my favorite people these days.
  3. GEOS SDK
    I was the first technical writer Geoworks hired, employee #45. There was another writer/pubs guy on staff, but he was user manuals. I was in charge of the software development kit. With a small fiefdom of tech writers at my disposal, we created over 5,000 pages of technical description and reference in about three years, across five volumes. I still have a copy of the behemoth that resulted. I actually think it was quite good for a team of college kids led by a 23-year-old.
  4. Geoworks Bindery
    My first real project as a Product Manager. This was a great idea when the World Wide Web was still wearing diapers. Back in the days before anyone realized it was possible to charge money to register domain names. Back in the days when Internet Explorer did not exist. People actually used Lynx to access world wide web sites. Back when "Cool Site of the Day" had only a few thousand to choose from. We built a content authoring tool for handheld devices. That was really fun to show off.
  5. MyTurn.com's GlobalPC
    Again, I was involved in the development kit and documentation. This was a good idea, but the execution was two years too late. If they had shipped two years earlier, or if they had switched to Linux two years earlier, they would have had a world-beater. Still, it was fun while it lasted. My favorite moment from this company was when they held a meeting after market close one day and said, "We can pay you through yesterday." They were good about letting everyone do job searches out of the offices for a couple of weeks, but it was tough on a lot of people having the funding just disappear like that.
  6. PledgePage
    This was one of the coolest things I ever worked on. It was a startup with four friends, before the internet bubble burst. We actually were featured as Red Herring's Catch of the Day on August 17, 2000. In the end, we donated the entire thing to CharityFocus. It's still going strong.
  7. The Nokia 9000 Communicator
    The first ever smart phone, I worked on (again) the development kit and documentation. I got to go to the launch at CeBIT in Hannover, Germany as my first ever overseas business trip. United lost my luggage, which meant I landed in Hannover without a coat in a snowstorm. But I got it the next day. It was an adventure trying to figure out how to dial the German hotel phone and get in touch with United. Oh, the N9000: What a cool thing. I still have one (the 9000i, which was the American version).
  8. The HP OmniGo
    This was pretty cool, too, though HP never really figured out what they were trying to do. They had their very popular handheld PC which ran DOS, and their first foray into graphical handhelds was sort of a mishmash of requirements if I recall correctly. Still, it had some very cool and innovative features.
  9. The Casio Zoomer (Z-PDA)
    This one launched Palm Computing. It was a direct competitor to Apple's Newton, and though it didn't have the "cool" factor, I think it compared favorably. The operating system was Geoworks' GEOS, and Jeff Hawkins started Palm Computing in order to create a few applications for the Zoomer. After that experience, he got the brilliant idea to make a simpler operating system to run his applications on. Thus was born what became the company that came out with the first Palm PDA, then was sold to some modem company, then was spun off again and is now the Palm we know and love today.
  10. RapidControl for Web
    I helped rebrand Rapid Logic leading up to the sale of the company to Wind River. This was another small company (I was employee #12), and I think I helped a lot. It was fun, though there were difficult times. It was a good product and, as I think back on it, a lot of good people.
  11. Vouchsafe, Inc.
    My buddy Chris and I decided to enter the Haas School of Business' inaugural Business Plan Contest in 1999. Our plan, for cross-media gift certificates (on-line and print), was a finalist in the competition. We had meetings with at least seven different venture capitalists, but again, we were slightly late to the party. Two competitors got big-time VC rounds as we were beginning to flesh out the plan, and we both decided we didn't want to play catch-up. We did have a very strong response from Nike when we met with them, but we realized we just couldn't deliver what they wanted in the time they wanted it. Ha! We had to be honest. Most real entrepreneurs would have promised anything Nike wanted and then used that to get the real venture money. What can I say? We were young and had integrity.
  12. Three novels, a buncha short stories, a one-act play, and oodles of poems
    The third novel, "Forced Air," is what I'm working on now. I actually have high hopes for it. If I ever get time away from my day job to finish the revisions, I think I have a shot at selling it.
  13. The internal pledge capture and reporting tools for Wells Fargo's charitable giving campaigns. (Sorry, no link; it's an intranet site.) This is something I'm very proud of. When I signed on in 2001, the online pledge tool served about 15,000 people. The tool I built now serves over 70,000 in the 4-week campaign period and captures over $15 million in pledges each year. That's a lot of money going to charity, and I am helping facilitate it.

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February 10, 2007

thursday thirteen (#5)

Thirteen Things That Piss Me Off
  1. cancer
  2. cancer
  3. cancer
  4. war
  5. these guys
  6. especially this one
  7. wireless networks that don't work (or only sometimes)
  8. W (even though I met a very nice advisor of his this week)
  9. rejection
  10. voice mail
  11. about half of all letters to the editor
  12. computers that don't work
  13. people who think they have all the answers

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February 1, 2007

thursday thirteen (#4)

Thirteen Random Notes From My Recent Trips
  1. The Express Bus is a comfortable, cheap way to get from JFK to Grand Central.
  2. There are almost as many Starbucks per block in New York as there are in San Francisco.
  3. I met a woman in one of my meetings who went to the same college as I did and looks remarkably like another woman I know who didn't.
  4. Although JetBlue was on time (mostly) for me and very comfortable, I'm glad I wasn't one of the people in JFK whose flight came in late and JetBlue didn't hold the connection flight five minutes for them.
  5. I can't believe I watched three episodes of "Top Chef" and one episode of "American Idol" while flying over the midwest.
  6. 30 degrees with biting wind chill can feel tons colder than 20 degrees of windless sunshine.
  7. The New York Public Library should be on everyone's destination list when visiting Manhattan. Wow.
  8. The library's symbol is a lion. Their card catalog database is called CATNYP (Catalog New York Public, I guess.) Cute.
  9. Although I still pretty much hate New York (how could I love it growing up a Red Sox and Patriots fan?), there are institutions I really like in the city.
  10. It's a great thing when you can have lunch with your sister and buy your dad a cup of coffee while on a business trip.
  11. Everone says New Yorkers walk fast with their heads down. I find that to be entirely false.
  12. The next time I visit Minneapolis or New York, I hope it's not in January.
  13. I will be going to New Orleans for the first time in my life next week. That will be quite a different experience, I imagine.

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January 25, 2007

thursday thirteen (#3)

Thirteen Songs I'd Be Embarrased to Admit Are On My PDA
  1. "The Sign" by Ace of Base
  2. "With a Little Luck" by Wings
  3. "Hot Blooded" by Foreigner
  4. "Down Under" by Men At Work
  5. "It Can Happen" by Yes
  6. "Walk This Way" by Aerosmith
  7. "Intuition" by Jewel
  8. "Altamira Elegy" by Leda Atomica
  9. "Big C" by the University of California Marching Band
  10. "Tom Sawyer" by Rush
  11. "Hot Legs" by Rod Stewart
  12. "Feelin' Groovy" by Simon & Garfunkel
  13. "Bat Out of Hell" by Meatloaf

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January 18, 2007

thursday thirteen (#2)


Thirteen Quotations About Writing
  1. Writing, at its best, is a lonely life.
    — Ernest Hemingway
  2. Writing [for the novelist] is not an activity, but a condition. That is why one simply can’t resume the work when one has a job and a free half-day.
    — Robert Musil
  3. Writing books is the closest men ever come to childbearing.
    — Norman Mailer
  4. The profession of book writing makes horse racing seem like a solid, stable business.
    — John Steinbeck
  5. Sometimes I think [my writing] sounds like I walked out of the room and left the typewriter running.
    — Gene Fowler
  6. I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.
    — Patrick Dennis
  7. No stile of writing is so delightful as that which is all pith, which never omits a necessary word, nor uses an unnecessary one.
    — Thomas Jefferson
  8. In writing and politicking, it’s best not to think about it, just do it.
    — Gore Vidal
  9. Writing a book is a horrible, exhausting struggle, like a long bout of some painful illness. One would never undertake such a thing if one were not driven on by some demon whom one can neither resist nor understand. For all one knows, that demon is simply the same instinct that makes a baby squall for attention.
    — George Orwell
  10. Writing stopped being fun when I discovered the difference between good writing and bad and, even more terrifying, the difference between it and true art. And after that, the whip came down.
    — Truman Capote
  11. The writing of a poem is like a child throwing stones into a mineshaft. You compose first, then you listen for the reverberation.
    — James Fenton
  12. Writing is the only thing that, when I do it, I don’t feel I should be doing something else.
    — Gloria Steinem
  13. Planning to write is not writing. Outlining … researching … talking to people about what you’re doing, none of that is writing. Writing is writing.
    — E L Doctorow

And, as a bonus, a revival of a post I made some time ago related to Evil Editor's remarks on brevity in writing.

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January 11, 2007

thursday thirteen (#1)


Thirteen Places I've Been
  1. Finland (Helsinki and Tampere)
  2. Japan (Tokyo)
  3. Germany (Frankfurt, Munich, and Hannover)
  4. England (London, York, Stratford-Upon-Avon, etc.)
  5. Scotland (Dumbarton and Edinburgh)
  6. Portugal (Lisbon and Evora)
  7. Mexico (Tijuana and Cabo San Lucas)
  8. Canada (Nova Scotia)
  9. France (Paris)
  10. Austria (Salzburg and Vienna)
  11. Continental USA (AZ, CA, CO, CT, DE, DC, FL, GA, IL, ME, MD, MA, MN, NV, NH, NJ, NY, NC, OR, PA, RI, SC, TX, UT, VT, VA, WA, WI)
  12. Hawaii, USA (Kauai)
  13. ... and I flew over the North Pole when I went to Finland. I guess that counts.
Most of those trips were paid for by one of the companies I worked for. I no longer travel overseas for work, though I've been all over the country for conferences recently. Every trip was fun. Some brief memories from some of them:
  • Evora, Portugal: On the "outing" day arranged by our host, we toured this historic town and rode in hot-air balloons over the farmland and countryside. We huddled in a little farm shack when the rain hit, waiting for our chase car.
  • Hannover, Germany: My first overseas trip for work, and although I made it all the way to Hannover, my luggage enjoyed an overnight in London. It was snowing when we arrived, and I had no coat, no shaving kit... basically nothing. Great parties at CeBIT, though... Annika, Heidi, and the other girl whose name I don't remember. Plus the beer hall at the CeBIT center. Enormous. Thousands of people singing some song about Alice ("Alice! Who the f*** is Alice?") along with an oompa band. Priceless.
  • Tokyo, Japan: Our corporate liaison grew up in Japan. He went to college in North Carolina. We went to a restaurant with him that had no pictures on the menu. His translations went something like this: "I think that says 'chicken.' And that one definitely has an egg in it. This one... I don't know." Tokyo is the most foreign place I've ever been. In other countries at least I could attempt to sound out the words.
  • Tampere, Finland: A seasoned world traveler by this time, I arrived in Tampere with no Finnish money. Silly me: I had assumed that the Tampere airport would have an exchange booth. It did, but the booth was closed that day. The girl in the coffee shop could not help me, but the taxi driver was happy to take US dollars. Everyone I met spoke English. Finland and Wisconsin look a lot alike to me, when you get outside the city. In Tampere, I enjoyed a true Finnish sauna with a coworker, taking breaks to jump in the lake. In Finland, a true Finnish sauna entails no clothing. Unfortunately, the coworker was male. (Side note: When I was there, the rage was TexMex. Finnish TexMex is not a cuisine experience to be sought out on purpose.)
  • York, England: I love this city. I'm not entirely sure why, but I do. One thing I don't love about it is the Jorvic (pronounced "yor'-vik") Viking Museum. Oh, it had some neat things about it, but it really was incredibly cheesy.

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