August 14, 2008

Peter needs...

Got this from someone's blog, but I forget where, someone on 10 on Tuesday perhaps. Looked fun, so I figured I'd try. The idea is to google your name with "needs" appended. So I googled "Peter needs." Apparently I need

  • Peter needs to save Dumbledore. Albus needs my help?
  • Peter needs more steps in recovery. Hmm. What does google know that I don't?
  • Peter needs a band! Now you're talking!
  • Peter needs help sorting contract nuances. Don't we all?
  • Peter needs some dong. Uh... oh dear. No.
  • Peter needs service. OK, that's closer to the mark.
  • Peter needs a man to repair the car. Is my car broken?
  • Peter needs you. Now that's deep. And truer than you'll ever know.
  • Peter needs Facebook. Google said that. Go figure. Plus, Peter has facebook
  • Peter needs help.
  • Peter needs a vasectomy. Or so say the teachers of my kids.
  • Peter needs to learn. I'm trying, really I am.
  • Peter needs a place to go. I know, you can tell me where to go. ha ha ha. Smartass.
  • Peter needs to be given a little more slack. Word.
  • Peter needs to get a haircut. OK, now that's just mean.
This is actually way more fun than you'd think it would be.

9 comments:

Precie said...

LOL!

But this is easier for some people to do than others. I'm just sayin'.

Blogless Troll said...

Yeah, I got "no results found" for "Blogless needs."

PJD said...

Point taken, Precie. And in some cases, the results may be difficult to explain to the spouse...

BT, I am not at all surprised. You got it all already. Google's pretty smart that way.

Merry Monteleone said...

I get a lot of hits on Christmas...

But I did find out there's another Merry in Glasgow, who's 21 and has the tagline 'Merry by name and nature' - which I thought was pretty cool...

Otherwise, I get:

Merry needs an update (nice, fine... maybe some highlights...)

Merry needs to lighten up (ha)

Merry needs a home (I have one but wouldn't say no to an Italian Villa for vacations)

Merry needs flashcards (which reminds me, back to school shopping awaits)

Unknown said...

That's great - apparently I need "your help," "four pieces of tape," and "cake," among other things...

McKoala said...

Apparently McKoala doesn't need anything. However, under my real name I need psychological help.

Sarah Laurenson said...

Number one hit?

Sarah needs a cold shower.

Damn!

Precie said...

LMAO! What kills me is that I figured I wouldn't have ANY results...and then, of all things, the ONE result that comes up isn't even me. Pinky swear it isn't. wth?

And there were NO hits for "Precie thinks" but I swear I do!

Robin S. said...

Hmmm. I gotta say - this looks fun!

Going to check now...

among the choices:

Robin needs about 40 calories a day.
Robin needs some advice.
Robin needs a Batman...

Hmmmmm.