it was bound to happen

So you're President of the USA. Because of your atrocious track record, you've become irrelevant for everything but NCAA championship teams visiting the White House for their photo ops. What's left to do? Help your friends. It was, of course, inevitable.

By the way, it's definitely worth repeating with Independence Day coming up fast: 3,583 and counting.

I can't help but wonder how much 3,583 soldiers could have helped the Gulf Coast recovery.