Gather round and pay attention. I'll only post this once. I have several important announcements.
First, be careful...
You haz ben warned. Ceiling Cat is waching you.
This site also meets all accessibility guidelines of the ADA. Or the ASPCA. Or the ABBA. I can never remember which.
To contact Security, just go up the stairs to your left, through the double doors, then down the ladder to your right into the shark tank and swim across to the nuclear waste disposal area, where you'll see this helpful sign:
Have a nice day.