January 26, 2011

haiku wednesday - twice a month, by hook or by crook

This week's words are conniption, janky, scooch

You just can't say these three words together without using a southern accent.

Jenny had triplets:
Conniption, Janky, and Scooch.
She don't spell so good.

damn janky tee vee
don't mind mama's conniption
scooch in and smooch me

janky alarm clock
boss' conniption awaits
scooch over, hit snooze


Fear Not the Darkness but What lies Within said...

Sheilagh Lee said:interesting take on the prompts ,Very humourous.

Nanka said...

A good hearty LOL!! with the prompt words!! :)

fairyhedgehog said...

Those are rather neat! I especially like the first one.

VL Sheridan said...

I love the triplets' names! Great use of the words.

Ren Thompson said...

Oh I loved it LOL

Kim Nelson said...

I laughed SO hard after reading your first piece, it was hard to go on to the others. BTW-- I will NEVER be asking you to halep me name a child! :-)

Peter Dudley said...

Sheilagh Lee: Thank you! Humorous is what I'm going for. Always better than getting humorous when you're going for serious.

Nanka: Love a good, hearty LOL!

Hedgie: Thank you. The first one is of course my favorite as well.

VL: Do you happen to have triplets yourself?

Ren: Another LOL, very much appreciated! :-)

Kim: Oh come one, where's your sense of adventure? At least let me name one of your goldfish or something. We can move on to children later.

ThomG said...

I wondered if you were going to come out and play, seeing as I really threw a curve. These are a stand-up triple.