January 26, 2011

haiku wednesday - twice a month, by hook or by crook

This week's words are conniption, janky, scooch

You just can't say these three words together without using a southern accent.

Jenny had triplets:
Conniption, Janky, and Scooch.
She don't spell so good.

damn janky tee vee
don't mind mama's conniption
scooch in and smooch me

janky alarm clock
boss' conniption awaits
scooch over, hit snooze

8 comments:

Fear Not the Darkness but What lies Within said...

Sheilagh Lee said:interesting take on the prompts ,Very humourous.

Nanka said...

A good hearty LOL!! with the prompt words!! :)

fairyhedgehog said...

Those are rather neat! I especially like the first one.

VL Sheridan said...

I love the triplets' names! Great use of the words.

Ren Thompson said...

Oh I loved it LOL

Kim Nelson said...

I laughed SO hard after reading your first piece, it was hard to go on to the others. BTW-- I will NEVER be asking you to halep me name a child! :-)

Peter Dudley said...

Sheilagh Lee: Thank you! Humorous is what I'm going for. Always better than getting humorous when you're going for serious.

Nanka: Love a good, hearty LOL!

Hedgie: Thank you. The first one is of course my favorite as well.

VL: Do you happen to have triplets yourself?

Ren: Another LOL, very much appreciated! :-)

Kim: Oh come one, where's your sense of adventure? At least let me name one of your goldfish or something. We can move on to children later.

ThomG said...

I wondered if you were going to come out and play, seeing as I really threw a curve. These are a stand-up triple.