what's longer than three inches?

Last week, my beloved California Golden Bears suffered a terrible embarrassment. They averaged only three inches a carry in their football game against our hated rivals across the Bay. Three inches. That's less than half the size of a Kindle Fire's screen. It took them two plays to go almost the length of the Kindle Fire screen.

Speaking of the Kindle, you can get one of my short stories for free today and tomorrow (October 25 and 26). People have called Distractions "funny," "charming," and "pretty twisted."

Today and tomorrow, they're also calling it "free." Go get it. Read it. Let me know if you like it.