January 26, 2011

haiku wednesday - twice a month, by hook or by crook

This week's words are conniption, janky, scooch
You just can't say these three words together without using a southern accent.

Jenny had triplets:
Conniption, Janky, and Scooch.
She don't spell so good.

damn janky tee vee
don't mind mama's conniption
scooch in and smooch me

janky alarm clock
boss' conniption awaits
scooch over, hit snooze

8 comments:

  1. Sheilagh Lee said:interesting take on the prompts ,Very humourous.

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  2. A good hearty LOL!! with the prompt words!! :)

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  3. Those are rather neat! I especially like the first one.

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  4. I love the triplets' names! Great use of the words.

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  5. I laughed SO hard after reading your first piece, it was hard to go on to the others. BTW-- I will NEVER be asking you to halep me name a child! :-)

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  6. Sheilagh Lee: Thank you! Humorous is what I'm going for. Always better than getting humorous when you're going for serious.

    Nanka: Love a good, hearty LOL!

    Hedgie: Thank you. The first one is of course my favorite as well.

    VL: Do you happen to have triplets yourself?

    Ren: Another LOL, very much appreciated! :-)

    Kim: Oh come one, where's your sense of adventure? At least let me name one of your goldfish or something. We can move on to children later.

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  7. I wondered if you were going to come out and play, seeing as I really threw a curve. These are a stand-up triple.

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