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November 6, 2010
Yet more rules of the blog
With the recent election results and a new conservative mandate, we are experiencing more restrictions and rules on behavior than ever. Please observe the new rule added to the other rules of the blog.
So - no hands in the toilet? That's good. Kept backing up the system, flooding the bathroom. Do you know how hard it is to get a whole hand through that snaky little pipe?
Sarah, I think hands are the only thing allowed in the toilet, if I'm interpreting the hieroglyphs correctly.
Jen, that's probably a poodle diaper. Hopefully, this picture indicates that while you should not throw poodle diapers in the toilet, it is acceptable to throw the poodle in. Perhaps even encouraged.
So - no hands in the toilet? That's good. Kept backing up the system, flooding the bathroom. Do you know how hard it is to get a whole hand through that snaky little pipe?
ReplyDeleteP.S. Glad we don't have to move out of CA (yet).
Don't throw gnomes's diapers in the toilet? Seriously, what kind of creature fits such tiny nappies?
ReplyDeleteGoblins. Although the nappy is never big enough to hold the giant quantities of green poop.
ReplyDeleteRoolz? Koalas Rule!
Sarah, I think hands are the only thing allowed in the toilet, if I'm interpreting the hieroglyphs correctly.
ReplyDeleteJen, that's probably a poodle diaper. Hopefully, this picture indicates that while you should not throw poodle diapers in the toilet, it is acceptable to throw the poodle in. Perhaps even encouraged.
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