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This week's words areaverage
neck
scratch
note: according to dictionary.reference.com, the word "average" has two or three syllables. I use the two-syllable pronunciation. With that in mind, here are my weekly Wednesday haiku with the words provided by bone. (Thanks, bone!)
crane my neck to see
I can't read his chicken scratch
one more average grade
red neck, white tank top
belch, scratch privates, snort, grunt, wink
just your average man
fingernails scratch neck
it must have been great for you
no, it was average
you created some very realistic caricatures here today... i think i am related to the second one......
ReplyDeleteYour haiku always hit the nail on the head!
ReplyDeletelost to taxeszewdu
Very fun. I like these.
ReplyDeleteI love the third
ReplyDeleteThe 2nd made me laugh and gloat (because I don't do/have all of these things, just a few), the 3rd one is my favorite because it's suggestive of a story.
ReplyDeleteLOL - very fun to read!
ReplyDeleteThe 2nd is hilarious!! Great job!
ReplyDeleteGreat haiku's. I agree with Paisley- I married the second one - minus the tank top.
ReplyDeleteThanks, everyone! It's late, but I'll try to drop by your 3WWs to see what else came from bone's words this week.
ReplyDeleteThese are a riot! As a teacher that first one spoke to me but the other two tickled my funny bone.
ReplyDeleteROFL at the second two. Those were hilarious.
ReplyDeletehaha. wow. the things you can convey in just three lines. :)
ReplyDeletei didnt really understand the first. (oops!)
but the 2nd and 3rd were hilarious!! :)